Peanuts

A priest was visiting an old Lady in her home. She offered him coffe and they sat down in the living room for a nice chat.

After a while the man saw a bowl of peanuts at the side table. He asked the old Lady if he could have one. She said of course, help yourself.

After a little while he took some more and she just smiled. So when he wanted even more he said: I am eating so many of your peanuts, I hope it is ok. She answered him:

Eat them all if you want! I cannot chew them with no teeth so I have just sucked of the choclate on all of them.

The prize

A man was at the amusement park. He was trying the lottery, the arrow throwing and the shooting.

At the shooting he scored and won a prize. They gave him a cute live turtle. Pleased he left the place.

But after a while he came back and tried his shooting skilles again. And once more he scored a really good result and was going to get a prize. Then he said:

Please give me the same prize as last time, but this burger I want with SOFT bread!